Friday, February 29, 2008

Do the Right Thing



These are our demands:

Western Crusader soldiers will refrain from bringing guns in mosques.

Western Crusader soldiers will refrain from defiling our women.

The Western Crusader government will turn over nine prisoners currently imprisoned in Kandahar; these holy warriors were captured in the service of jihad on January 14.

The Western Crusader government will pay a bounty of five million dollars to an account of our designation.